New Year statuses with meaning. Statuses about the new year are beautiful. Funny New Year statuses for girls
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Soon we will sit on the Internet, we will not celebrate the new year, but update.
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Santa Claus, all year I behaved well ... and now can I beat someone ??? :)))
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If you want to feel like a star - sit on the tree!
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With each access to the Internet "for five minutes" you bring the New Year closer by at least an hour and a half
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I congratulate you on the newest year that you can think of! Let it be so new and successful that you yourself will be surprised!
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Hello old fart! I don’t believe in you for two years!
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First, he blinded a snow girl, and then made her a woman ...
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New Year. The time of promises and the belief that in the morning everything will start anew, it will become better and happier.
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If at night a fat guy suddenly hides and starts putting you in a sack ... Don't freak out. I asked Santa Claus for the New Year — you!
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Dear Santa Claus, I can't have sweets, please send me a box of semi-sweet ...
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We sacredly promise ourselves that from the New Year we will stop doing everything that gave us the greatest pleasure in the old.
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Dear Santa Claus! Let the president, government and deputies live on a scholarship on which students are trying to live in the New Year ... preferably one more for everyone)
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Hello, Grandfather Frost. Here's the deal ... Well - I brought a bag, I must hide the body ...
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New Year is the only holiday when the whole world eats last year's food with pleasure.
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Hello Dedushka Moroz! I'll break your nose! I already have diarrhea from your gifts.
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The most correct relationship begins in winter. If you liked each other in a bunch of clothes, a hat and a red nose, this is definitely love.
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Santa Claus, give me this for the New Year, seeing which, I would say: "Wow, Ferrari!"
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And let's call those without whom not a single New Year can do? - Let's ... - Po-li-chi-i! Police!
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"Santa Claus, come out!" - shouted children, dancing near the toilet.
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If you are reading this status, be aware! Santa Claus loves you and will fulfill your most cherished dream, the main thing is to believe! :)
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You meet the New Year with an artificial Christmas tree - you will spend the whole year with an inflatable woman.
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Never stick snowflakes on the fridge on New Year's Eve - they remind drunk guests of the letter Ж
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Grandpa frost, can I have money this time, eh?
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I will order you for Santa Claus for the New Year !!! .. but I just haven't decided how ... right away or for you to suffer ...
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- Dear, is it true that hares are the stupidest animals? - Yes, my bunny!
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List of my wishes for the New Year ... I want: to you, you, with you, from you, for you and forever) like this =)
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You always meet the old New Year with your family, so that trouble bypasses your house, and life was like paradise.
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The new year is coming soon
What will bring, alas, I don’t know
Perhaps happiness awaits me?
And I will be loved and happy.
After all, how many women are lonely,
Unhappy, tired of loneliness,
But how can I see my friend
So that she was disinterested.
Didn't ask me questions
Who have I lived with all these years
I don't want memories
Why stir up all this.
I will live by her alone
And I will keep loyalty to her
I will always be by her side
To cherish her love.
Let it be a faithful mistress
Where emptiness creates comfort
Where it was not comfortable before
Will improve our family life.
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Let there be life! Let there be peace and light
And happiness different countries and the peoples ...
A wave of goodwill towards everyone
Let him enter the souls before the New Year.
And let it roll forward
Not fading after this date.
Let it fill the whole year with itself
And not the current moment on the dial.
Glasses chime on New Year's Eve
Goes non-stop in a circle ...
Let the true reason be eternal
Transfer everything best friend friend.
Let the joy grow and let
The worthless will not be able to manifest
And the continuously ticking pulse
Happy days will not let you stop.
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When the New Year is knocking on the window,
So I want to hope for happiness
For the wisdom of loved ones, kindness, participation,
The fact that joy will certainly await.
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Let, surrender to the magic from a fairy tale,
Hopes are turning into reality.
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May a miracle take place on the New Year,
And everything that you dream about will come.
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We wish you good health,
In my soul - harmony, success in business,
And a heart inspired by love
Such, which dreamed in dreams.
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Let the heart sing when the chimes strike
Let the soul be filled with harmony
Let talents bloom like a wonderful garden,
And life will go easy and good!
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We wish you in the Year of the Dog,
What is about to step on the threshold
It is easy to solve the fate of the problem,
Strive higher and forward.
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May the New Year not get tired of giving you joy,
May the New Year bring you good luck and success,
May none of you grow old in the New Year
And let the perky, ringing laughter sound in your house!
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We wish you from the bottom of our hearts, adults and kids,
A lot of sun and warmth, happiness, joy, kindness,
Optimism and success, on the New Year's holiday - laughter
And for a whole year ahead to everyone - no worries!
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We want to wish you in the New Year
To the brilliant peaks of aspirations,
We wish you to dare and win,
We wish you talented solutions!
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I wish there were no dark streaks in life
To live joyfully, fervently, very happily,
So that sharp corners could be rounded,
In a word, so that the New Year is like a pig,
Round, kind, no worries pink Pig.
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Do not slow down and strive for the heights,
Be talented, daring and free like a bird,
To give people joy and not go astray,
Enter the New Year with optimism and happiness.
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May this snowy New Year
Health, happiness will bring
And wonderful weather
In any season!
New Year is perhaps the most favorite holiday of many people. This is the time for new hopes, summing up the results, receiving gifts and faith in something bright. But the most important thing at this time is to create a New Year mood for yourself. And this mood should be not only in real life, but also virtual. The social media page should also exude a cheerful New Year mood. And here they will come to the rescue funny statuses about the new year... It can be humorous congratulations to your friends, good jokes and tough jokes, gentle and warm wishes to your loved ones.
Only in our country, the president's congratulations are broadcast on all TV channels, but people only watch the first one ...
No snow. We'll have to sculpt a woman out of asphalt this New Year ...
The best gift for the New Year is a call from a loved one, who says how much he loves you!
On New Year's Eve, everyone, even those who just made the wrong door, becomes a welcome guest in the house!
"Come out Santa Claus!" - the children shouted nervously, dancing near the toilet ...
The New Year is coming soon, and I am still ashamed of the last one!
Mobile operators start the New Year campaign "The network is overloaded" ...
On New Year's Eve, all dreams come true, even those that have no chance of being realized ...
New Year is already rushing towards us, there will be a reason for everyone to get drunk ...
In the New Year, as if by magic, everyone becomes more beautiful and, most importantly, kinder!
The New Year will come anyway, and no one can do anything about it!
The most inexplicable magic of the New Year is the speed at which money disappears from the wallet ...
Celebrating the New Year is a gorgeous dinner that seamlessly turns into breakfast!
If the New Year's Eve is a success, this does not mean that you will not ruin the whole next year!
Each tree before New Years tries to look as bad as possible ...
Father Frost! Be a real man and come!
With the arrival of the New Year, the doors to a better life are opening for everyone, but, unfortunately, not everyone is able to get into them ...
Photos will help to recall all the events of New Year's Eve ...
At least meet, at least do not celebrate the New Year, but it will come anyway ...
In the New Year, everyone can feel like a star. To do this, you just need to sit on the tree!
Even the New Year's snow cannot cover up the traces that you left in my soul ...
Do not expect miracles for the New Year! Wonder!
Each coming New Year makes a person a year older!
Only Christmas trees can hate the New Year!
Santa Claus has the coolest work schedule - 1/365!
What does the New Year smell like? Tangerines and pine needles!
What is a Christmas tree? This is the tree whose corpse brings a lot of joy for the New Year!
You may not believe in Santa Claus, but you simply have to believe in gifts!
Everyone is like Santa Claus - 100 grams each and a red nose!
Santa Claus, if you don't know what to give me for the New Year, then just give me a magic wand, and I myself will give myself the best gift in the world!
If you had a good New Year's corporate party, then you will start the New Year by looking for a new job!
Only those who do not smoke or drink will remember the New Year!
What is the worst thing for a woman after the New Year holidays? - Get on the scales!
Santa Claus is the only man who always comes to visit with a gift!
A real man for the New Year should decorate not only the tree, but also his woman!
I am Santa Claus, who is looking for his Snow Maiden!
The seconds before the chimes on New Year's Eve are always very exciting, we make wishes and believe that they will definitely come true. Seasoned with subtle humor and sincere wishes beautiful statuses about New Year will help you congratulate your friends and loved ones. Either short or long - beautiful New Year statuses with meaning, posted a few moments before the holiday on your VK or Odnoklassniki page, will seem to everyone to be truly sincere.
On New Year's I will make a gift for him ... for my birthday I will make a gift for him ... for Christmas I will make a gift for him. I will get all the magic evil spirits with my desires, but they will bring HIM to me!
May the wish made under the chimes of the New Year's chimes come true. And the New Year will bring a sea of new impressions, interesting acquaintances, useful knowledge and grandiose plans. Wish each other happiness while sitting at the festive table! May real miracles happen in your life on New Year's Eve!
I hope that the New Year will greet me cordially, give me hopes, plans, save me from enemies, unnecessary worries and human envy ... In general, which year in a row I believe in miracles!))
The anticipation of the New Year awakens a child in me ... As in childhood, waking up in the morning, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it ... I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick ..
How many pre-New Year fuss. And all this ... .. just because of one !!! seconds !!
I want to kiss you on December 31st at 23.59 and on January 1 at 00.01 ... It will be the perfect end to the old and an amazing start to the new year!
When the door to a new happy life opens a little on New Year's, do not crowd. Get on your knees and crawl to your happiness!
Santa Claus exists, I know that for sure. I can see it in the eyes of my little son, who makes plans for health and happiness for his family, confident that this will certainly come true! I can't let him down ...
New Year's Eve is an amazing, fabulous, enchanting night when miracles happen and the most cherished desires and dreams come true. So let this wonderful night fulfill all your wishes!
New Year is coming soon - I have only two wishes…. snow…. and you are near ...
Everything froze in anticipation of a fairy tale, the snow sparkles with all the colors outside the window and, holding your breath, you wait for the clock to start counting down to a new life.
I want the New Year not to be like that, but to be a truly new, new beginning in my life ...
I ask you, Santa Claus, may there be no tears in the New Year. Let the war end, the wall that built life will fall between people and the one who is only waiting for benefits in this ...
I have already grown up and I know that Santa Claus does not exist. That does not prevent me from making wishes for the New Year and believing in miracles.
Do you want to be a child? ... Snow, blizzard on the street, and you, wrapped in a jacket, are driven on a sled ... with full bags of sweets and tangerines on your knees ...
When making plans for the coming year, we always hope for the best, dream and make wishes. I would like to wish that everything that you wished and made for the New Year came true! So that you and your loved ones are healthy and happy, so that luck will accompany you in business, so that love surrounds and fills you and your home.
I want Santa Claus to put three gifts under the Christmas tree for the New Year - happiness in the house, love in the family, health to the family.
In my letter to Santa Claus, I put a hundred dollars, otherwise he is always missing something that I have made up his mind and gives him something that has been lying around since last year.
With a quiet step, without haste, only rustling wings, with a red crest, the New Year sneaks towards us without worries!
Winter was created for this in white tones, so that there was an opportunity to start your life from a white sheet.
They say that New Year's Eve is the night of the fulfillment of desires. I made a wish for all people to become happy all over the planet. I am sure that this will certainly come true. Happy New Year!
On New Year's Eve, every time you want to turn the page forward and think that from now on there will be only an interesting plot in the books and not a single crumpled or torn sheet ...
The best gift for the New Year is when your loved ones are with you, everyone is healthy and happy, and there are many, many happy moments ahead.
It doesn't matter if it's raining, snowing, blizzard or blizzard outside the window. The main thing is that there is always warmth in your heart, which is what I wish you this coming year!
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Statuses on are your festive appearance, cool emotions and New Year's mood. Statuses about the upcoming New Year are, by the way, the first thing your friends see when they look at your page and understand that you are already having fun and celebrating, which means it's time to join you.
So do not skimp on imagination, creativity and a sense of humor, because the New Year is coming soon, and therefore choose cool, festive and optimistic statuses in social networks.
A tochka.net has collected for you the best and most joyful, philosophical and intricate, funny and funny New Year statuses 2017.
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If a fat guy with a beard comes to you at night,
And a huge bag will stuff you with your head ...
Don't freak out, I just asked Santa Claus for the New Year!
Advice to experienced hostesses: "Do not cook New Year's salads with crackers - they scratch your face."
New Year is last year's food, old movies, a cruel hangover, but everyone is happy when they sleep it off!
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I wish everyone in the New Year 2017 not to cackle their happiness with a wet chicken!
I wish everyone a good walk in the night from 31st to 14th!
Good Santa Claus - this letter is not spam, but real opportunity earn ...
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How wonderful it is to be parents! When I fulfill a child's New Year's wish, I feel like a real magician!
I don't even know what to give my beloved for the New Year ... He already has everything I need ...
Ready for the New Year completely and thoroughly! I crumbled the salads, shifted the scales 5 kg back.
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Let the New Year be sparkling like champagne, light like light champagne, bright like red champagne and happy, like me after champagne!
And we will drink the New Year everything with the letter W: champagne, chamogon, alcohol ... and they will pour sho!
On New Year's Eve, I decided to be an Analyst ...
I will keep an eye on whether everyone has it!
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For every New Year, I buy a new dress, in which I lie on the floor until morning ...
Now I'm thinking, maybe it's better to buy a mattress and a pillow?
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New Year is when, in addition to empty cups, the peel of tangerines begins to accumulate at the computer.
Finally came the long-awaited time of the tangerine scent, discharged Christmas trees, good mood and new hopes for the future. In the hustle and bustle of the pre-holiday New Year's days, it is very important not to forget anything and have time to congratulate everyone. This will help you statuses about New Year collected on our page. It's no secret that many users social networks friends are dozens or even hundreds of friends and acquaintances, each of whom you want, but there is no time to congratulate. However, you can do this by setting the status on your page in the form new year greetings... Now everyone who visits it will read it and smile, accepting from you sweet congratulations on the upcoming New Year. What can we offer you?
New Year statuses
Here you will find a selection of the best New Year statuses:
- funny and romantic;
- O Grandfather Frost and about Snow Maiden;
- short and long;
- in poetry and prose;
- about New Year and Christmas;
- universal and specifically about the year of the Snake;
- clever aphorisms about the New Year and funny sayings about its celebration.
The choice is so wide that you can delight the guests of your page every day by constantly changing the statuses on it.
Winter statuses
Wishes in verse
What could be more wonderful than New Year's greetings in verse? Easy to read, cheer up, and most importantly - there is so much to wish for! On our page you will find both romantic and funny new year poems, which can be set as a status or simply left on a friend's page as a congratulation.
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We want to give all users of social networks who have become guests of our site, a great mood and the brightest, colorful pages on these New Year's holidays. Original winter quotes and merry New Year's greetings chosen by you on our website will become a real festive decoration of your page in any network. We hasten to wish everyone a Happy New Year!